May 2013
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That post is fucked up, I don’t know how to fix it. I give up.
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So, the adult chickens were cooped up. I left the baby chick outside and began Tumblin’. When I didn’t hear the baby clucking for a moment, I went to check on her, but couldn’t find her.
It was getting dark, so I started to panic, but the back door was open, so maybe she went in the house somewhere?
She was standing on the stove. Just chillin’.
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My whole life in one question:
Should I bake this cookie dough, or just eat it raw?
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I was cutting down branches from the bushes along my fence, and the chicken just, took off with one.
Yum, dinner.
hhhanner:
my windows are open so it stays cool in my room but there’s little kids running around outside being annoying
i wish i had spain’s vuvuzela.
#we scared away her neighbours with that one time. #tekia
Come scare them again. I got home and one yelled, “Nice ass,” to me when I walked up the stairs to my house.
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So, I had lots of dreams last night, but the only one that mattered was when I was with Glen from The Walking Dead, and he had to blow up Target? He lit the gas that they had thrown in the building and then, turned, posed, and then the explosion went off. It took his right arm, and both his legs.
I pulled him into the get away truck, and his limbs were just black and white bones. Ew.
But then...
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So, coming home from work today was an adventure.
When I got on the on ramp, or off the on ramp onto the highway, the car in front of me couldn’t get onto the highway, because the semi on the highway didn’t move over for her. I nearly hit her when she finally did get on the highway. -_-
So, I’m in the fast lane, which is not the lane I need to be in, because my exit is the next...
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whateverfruitcake:
WOULD THE SHIP NAME FOR SISTER X TEX JUST BE SEX????
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No, no, no, at this time of night, it’s supposed to be dark, not yellow.
It is decidedly yellow.
lecterer:
you know youve got it bad for a pairing when youre reading sexless domestic fanfiction
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I really liked the play on words that was the title The Name of the Doctor.
Because, I’m for sure going to use that someday.
“What in the name of the Doctor do you think you’re doing!?”
Yeah, it’s perfect.
squareclocks:
I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.
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MY FAN HAS BEEN ON FOR THREE DAYS AND I ONLY JUST NOW REALIZED IT WAS FACING THE WALL! I JUST
NO WONDER THERE WAS NO BREEZE!!!
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*writes 2k word story before bed*
waddup?
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Can he not talk without shouting?
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Oh, hey.
I have an Ipad.
*buys ebooks*
slenclerman:
just because i hate me doesnt mean you can
Simmons: Sir this is Simmons.
Sarge: Hello Simmons, I hope everything's gone alright while I've been gone.
Grif: Actually sir, things are kind of hectic right now. The new rookie arrived and somehow he managed to infiltrate the blue base,and now we have their flag, the warthog is damaged, one of their guys is dead, and there's a HUGE fucking tank about to destroy our base.
Sarge: ...................... am i talking to the right base?
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Oh, the reveal of the Cyberman frightened my baby chicken! Poor thing.
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Tucker: And then they tried to kill me.
Caboose: I hope you stopped them.
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Is he seriously bitching about how far the baby pulled up the shade while he wasn’t home?
Really?
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I want a NCIS and Bones crossover.
